kids say the darndest things.

the husband, "what's this on the bed? is it blood?"
me, "i don't know. from gordon maybe?"
the husband, "it looks like chocolate? hhmmm....doesn't smell like chocolate."
cooper chiming in, "it could be sauce."
the husband {whipping his head around}, "what?"
me {look of horror}, "no!"
cooper {shrugging his shoulders}, "it could be sauce from when i was sick and you let me eat tortellini up here."
the husband {eyes like dinner plates}, "on my side???"


rats.